i keep trying to think of a way to write a cool professional post about what my first sexual awakenings were when i was young, but i'm realizing there's no cool way to say that i was a little too obsessed with david bowie's pot pourri-stuffed bulge in labyrinth, and that sofia coppola's marie antoinette made me realize i was bisexual NOT because i thought kirsten dunst and jamie dornan were hot, but because i got wayyy too giddy at the sight of jason schwartzman, a closeted gay King Louis XVI, finally bedding his wife in a little sheer nightgown and cunty bob. like hello:

these are actually two lesbians and i would like to be their third, SORRY!

anyway all this to say, you can guess my favorite character in something 10 out of 10 times if you just look for the most pathetic submissive meow meow in the room.

i am pleased to report that thanks to some help from my wonderful smart lover that this homepage is finally in working order.

the looping blinkie marquee nearly conquered us, but no longer! i am pretty happy with the responsiveness of this site, but if you are on a smaller sized screen and notice something wonky, please let me know!

some currently planned pages are: a 1000 Year Vampire ttrpg campaign, a (live?) first time review of House of Leaves, and many shrines to the things i am passionate about. if you are also passionate about something, anything, i wanna hear about it.

until then!